hi mark. everyday i realize more and more how over-qualified i am for this position and how incompetent you are at yours. anthony's coming by within the hour to see if he can work up the courage to fire you. if he can't, he said he'll definitely do it tomorrow. well, i told everybody you were getting fired this week and not to expect their calls returned, so no one left any messages. you're almost definitely getting fired. okay, but everybody knows you are. okay, i'll be searching for new jobs on craigslist. i loathed almost every minute i worked for you. what are you going to do now? i don't have much hope for you either, but i wish you good luck. bye, mark. he's gone crazy!