i'm very embarrassed that i work here. hi.
and you're pretty and that only makes me feel worse. can i get you two started on some drinks?
excellent. she's out of your league.
here you go. i had a sip of this.
do you guys know what you want or do you need a moment?
excellent, i'll get those both started for you.
if i give you my number will you call me?
i'm an extremely important waiter.
okay, i'll have those right up for you.
i don't know what's wrong with the chef today, but these just look awful.
well, you're stupid.