we are sitting here in this building today to share in the wedding of rob and jennifer. two young, attractive people who have agreed that this union would be mutually beneficial and that their genetic match-up would most likely produce favorable offspring and a life of financial stability and physical security.
rob, do you promise to stay with jennifer for as long as you want to and to protect your offspring for as long as you can?
jennifer, do you promise to stay with rob for as long as you want to and to protect your offspring for as long as you can?
jennifer?
jennifer, do you promise to stay with rob for as long as you want to and to protect your offspring for as long as you can?
before i pronounce these two man and wife, is there anyone here who thinks they'd offer either of these people a better genetic match-up?