hello? daddy. how are you? really? does it smell nice? does it come with a receipt? why not bring it by yourself? we could have dinner. let me guess. checking out the birthplace of christopher columbus. with your parole officer's approval. what are you into, dad? don't break my heart. you told me you were through. you promised me. daddy, don't do this. buzz of the fluorescents throws me off. she's all yours. now you know who to call first. well i do it for the money. i'll send you the bill. i never look. bye, guys. four minutes, forty-three seconds. so what's on the line-up? tell him if i don't have it opened in six minutes flat, breakfast is on me. charlie croker. refresh my memory. after you came to see me and told me what happened to my father, i told you i never wanted to see you again, didn't i? so i'm a little confused. i don't want to know. when i was little he would play poker at the house and drop quarters under the table for me to find. you ever heard the expression, cut to the chase? precious or not, i don't deal with ill-gotten goods. and you think that's me? haven't you heard that i work for the other side? i'm not a safecracker. i'm a professional safe and vault technician. our chance? who do you think you are coming in here? stealing the gold isn't going to bring my father back to life. then get out. i see. if they don't undress you with their eyes? your fly. what are you doing here? i don't think so. no, you need to listen. i want you to leave. got it? you -- i don't believe this. you paid someone to spill that drink? you truly are a fatuous, odious man. well maybe you'll understand this. hit the road, jack -- or you'll be sorry, charlie, cause i'll kick you in the nuts so hard that your voice will be as high as my heels. i'll let you in on a secret. you can't have a relationship with a pickpocket, gold robber, or any kind of thief. fine. richard. charlie. charlie was just saying goodbye. i'm in this for one thing, charlie, and one thing only. i want to see the look on his face when his gold is gone. he took my father from me, i'm taking this; it's the best i can do. don't worry. jack daniels never let me down. jack daniels was chief engineer of the mini. and i drive it exactly the way it was meant to be driven. we're going in circles. who's tailing you this week? where are they? and what about you? i'll have it open in five minutes flat. you get me to the safe, i'll open it. if you're all dead, i guess i'm the man for the job. in for a penny, in for a pound. fine. i'm fine. it's okay. i'm used to running into all sorts of dogs on my job. becky. you want to show me the problem? i'd like to check the cable modem first. there we go. now onto the tvs. turn it on and see. then it looks like you're all set. i don't think so. sign here, please. date. oh, no. i meant that i need you to put the date by your signature. it's the 26th. i don't think that'd be a very good idea. no, it's my rule. i don't accept dates from men i've just met. i've only known you five minutes. he touched my hand. and he came-on to me. that slimy, disgusting man came onto me and i had to pretend that i liked it. you do know what this means. i've created our window of opportunity. how wide is the hallway? jack daniels, straight up. we could rumble right up the front steps, bring the getaway car right to the vault, and then straight to union station. don't let their size fool you. these were rally cars back in the day. 135 mph, 155 horsepower -- let's put it this way: i can only get insurance through companies that advertise on tv at 3:00 in the morning. you want the safe cracked, don't you? then i have to have perfect nails. i just let you in on a valuable trade secret. loud and clear. i know. i've got a date tonight. you really make laugh. not tonight. i don't want to be out late. let's just say i've made some wrong calls in the past. i like to take things slow, cautious. next time. i trust everyone. it's the devil inside them that i don't trust. what? who was that? ow. i don't remember. you're hurting me. let go of my wrist. what is wrong with you? it's just a saying. once the charter's in the air, he could change the flight path to anywhere. and good-bye gold. shhh. you know when you said this wouldn't be the same as opening a safe for the cops? did you have to be right? i never look. we sure did. it has been a hectic day. that thing? oh. that thing. yeah. i do. now that's an entirely different question.