well, i've been approached by the federal trade organization.
they want me to head the organization for the organized.
that's right. have you heard of them?
that is categorically not true. bl-bl- blatantly and manifestly not true. i've been asked to lead them. but, if you'd heard of them, then they wouldn't be hush-hush, would they?
i knew it! i knew it! those little fuckers are everywhere.