holy shit--that looked like it hurt. let's get you guys on your feet. well, you put your dick in a pie, dude-- it's james, actually. james van der beek. i know, because what--is josh better looking than me? fuck, no. i mean, who on earth is better looking that me? i ask you. well, there was this one time-- wait a second--who are you guys?! the movie we start shooting in a few minutes--bluntman and chronic strike back. bob jay! shit, did you even read the script? what's gay about it? it's two guys talking in a corner. man--why are you such a homophobe. you are. you're always calling things gay. "ooo--look at the gay huddle, dude!" next you're going to tell me the monkey's gay. you've got the wrong guys!