'cause you're doing it all wrong. this is the utah state police! we i thought that was a ten-eighty-two. oh, that affleck. backup on the way. mister biggs? mister van. der-- beek? this is security. we've got a pair of intruders at large, and they crashed through a window we thought might be yours. they didn't really steal that monkey. if she does, it'll be considered necrophilia.