bathroom.
can we start already?
why? who cares?
god, i just wanted to come up here to say "hi" and get away from my parents' bullshit for like two seconds and you have to put the stupid camera in my face.
you're weird jimmy. you were weird when we were kids and now you're just getting weirder.
yeah right.
you're a loser. you're twenty one and you're still living with your parents.
i heard that you got kicked out of college because you tried to talk your roommate into killing himself.
from everyone.
yeah.
i swear to god, you're a fucking psycho.
more than you.
i was bored.
i can't believe i'm doing this.
can you start the tape?
don't think this means i like you or anything.
and as soon as this is over i'm going back downstairs.
why did you do that?
why?
i don't understand.
please tell me.
please turn off the fucking camera!
no. no filming. i'm leaving, i swear.
i don't know how i said it.
do what?
you mean paraphrase it.
i didn't hear you.
i'm waiting for you.
tell me when.
you want me to paraphrase it?
i can't remember what i said.
ad-lib?
i don't know what that means.
do you want me to make something up or paraphrase what i did the first time?
i'm not good on camera. it makes me nervous.
it felt like someone had been reading my mind.
it was like someone had jumped into my head and watched what was being projected.
i said that it felt like god had sent someone to protect me, and to look out for me.
and i said that you are the only person in my life who has ever looked after me like that.
god, i hate it when you film me crying!
how do you like it, huh? how do you like having a camera shoved right up your ass?
do you like it? do you?
give me a break.
so.  why do you have to film everything?
why do you like to film me crying?
then why do you?
why me?
stop.
because we're both fucking weird!
because we're the two weirdest kids in the world. and god made us for each other and i fucking love you, and you did all this because you love me too, and fuck everyone and everything that doesn't get it!
that's right, right?
where are you taking me?
where?
no seriously.
fine.
jimmy, can i ask you something?
do you hate your parents?
what's to understand?
like what?
how do you know all these things?
you are so smart.
you think i'm pretty?
no one has ever told me that.
do you think i'm smart?
do you think i'm fat?
how could you say that? i only way a hundred and ten pounds.
i am not flat!
i don't have to prove it. here look.
i wear a full b cup.
i am not going to take them out! you take yours out.
i can't believe you did that.
no.
i'm embarrassed.
i just realized something.
i just showed you my breasts and i saw your penis and we haven't even kissed.
you haven't even asked me to be your girlfriend and i did that. i'm a slut. i don't want to be a slut.
yes.
yes. will you turn off the camera?
i wanna see your smiley face again.
turn the camera off. turn the camera off. turn it off.
how do you feel?
you do?
me too.
do you want to pull over again?
this is where you wanted to take me?
i wanna go home.
hi.
i don't know. that was soooo good.
i don't know. i've just really been wanting you lately. really bad.
i'm embarrassed. i can't say.
it was after yesterday.
yeah, it was after i saw you shoot that gun.
i was scared at first. really scared. i didn't expect it to be so loud and you looked so mean. but then i got home and started thinking about it. about how your muscles looked and how dangerous it all seemed. it made me like.  all excited, and like.
where you going?
that is so hot!
it's heavy.
what do you think of this?
do you like that?
i'm so glad you're out. next time your dad wants to take it in the ass, don't film him!
i thought i was going to die without you. what if you and i could live here together? forever.
i'm serious. maybe not here, but eventually we'll buy some land, and we can live together on it, and be naked whenever we want.
excuse me. what do you think?
i think you're right mister.
i don't want this to ever end. i want to be here forever. i want to dance and be naked and be free, and i want us to ball our brains out everyday, and i want to feel the air on my body and i want to get drunk and not care about anything in the world. i just want us to be together in this moment.
you do?
we can? where is it?
erlanger!
uncle rodney's commune?
that's funny.
okay, now it's your turn.
how does it feel to be a free man?
come on, come on, come on.
just let it go, be free.
come on.
okay, go.
come on!
yeah.
that's gross!
it hurts?
i love you so much, i'd rather die than be without you.
you mean get married?
what?
that's so beautiful.
swear on the bond. swear we'll be together forever, that you'd rather die than be apart.
and we'll never let anything come between us, not even death.
we'll be together forever.
well mr. van muffmuncher. i just want to say that i look forward to losing, my, um.
what did you call it before?
yes, i am very much looking forward to losing my conformist crimeless virginity. i would also like to share with my fans these.
jimmy, turn it off. we're gonna get busted.
what is the matter with you jimmy? you almost got us caught. you're so worried about that camera. what is it? what is it!
well you freak me out sometimes. why do you have to tape everything? it's like you have a problem or something.
you know, most of the reason kids think you're so weird is because of it. why do you think everybody makes fun of you? and then i have to hear it and i have to deal with it.
yeah. can't you give the thing a fucking rest?
how does it feel jimmy? how does it feel to have someone taping you while you're crying?
tell me. look at the camera and tell me how it feels!
i don't know.
yes. i can most definitely try.
okay. i'm sorry.
i judy.
do hereby solemnly swear.
that i will never ask, request, or even insinuate to jimmy to cease filming, no matter the situation.
i do hereby solemnly swear to g.
oh my god.
oh, god jimmy.
i love you jimmy.
jimmy stop, please stop. jimmy.  oh god, jimmy stop. god damn it, fucking stop!
oh, god jimmy, oh god.
jimmy.
hi baby. i miss you. mwaa! i'll be waiting for you when you get out. be good and don't wait too long. look what i did for you!
i can't wait to use it on you!
what did you do in there all day?
you cheated on me! i want to be the only person responsible for making you cum.
seriously, what did you do? what was a day in the life of jimmy in the nut house?
god, you're a genius.
so what did they say you have?
you're so lucky. i wish i was diagnosed with something. what does it mean?
wow. i love that!
oh, no! how will odd boy handle this? will his odd brain be able to withstand a pickle screw up at the drive thru?
i love it when you're out of the looney bin. do you think you might be able to try to avoid the place for a while?
i'm serious. you act like it's no big deal when you go away!
no it's not all right! when you're in there i have to be out in the real world alone, by myself jimmy. you go away and come back like it's no big deal. well it is a big deal. i don't want to spend another day without you. do you understand me? i'd rather die.
if you swear on our bond, then i believe you.
i love you so fucking much.
i was thinking, the last time you got out we did it like five times, like as soon as we saw each other, we got naked and started doing it. and today, my parents weren't even home and i tried to do some stuff to you, but you were acting like you weren't interested.
was it because you jerked off so much while you were locked up?
then why don't you want to have sex with me jimmy? you don't think i'm pretty anymore?
god, that's awful. i didn't know.
how do you like this?
oh my god, what are you doing?
oh fuck, oh fuck. oh my god. jimmy?
don't put him in here!
no, we'll get busted.
what.  what are you doing?
is he dead?
no.
what are we gonna do?
i just want to go home. jimmy, let's leave him. he's dead. we should just go.
i want to go home.
jimmy, i.
we should just leave him here.
i don't want him in my fucking car! i want him out!
oh shit!
it's the fucking cops.
it's the cops. it's the cops. it's the.
oh god. he's getting out of the car. we've got a dead homeless guy in our trunk and he's.
oh, my god jimmy, he's walking towards us.
jimmy!
aaaaahhhhhhh!
what happened?
what happened!
what are you doing?
it's dark. you can't see anything.
no, i don't wanna see.
he's dead. he's in my car, jimmy, and he stinks. i wanna go home.
i don't think i can do this.
i'm not like you. i can't do this. i wanna fucking go home.
no.
what are we going to do?
you promise?
oh, my god. the hair burning is making me nauseous.
jimmy!
what? i'm not in the mood.
okay, where are we gonna go?
who's dinko, jimmy?
no.
i can't get sexy with that smell. i just can't.
you're not even paying attention to me jimmy.
don't i look sexy?
jimmy!
you have an uncle rodney baby?
i want to meet your uncle.
when was that?
we're always naked, jimmy.
fuck.  woah, that's cool.
uh huh.
you like this, jimmy?
do you want me to be into chicks?
yeah, i'm not into chicks.
jimmy.
jimmy, stop him!
i swear to god jimmy if you let him go through with this i'll never talk to you again!
jimmy!
yeah. yeah. he does.
and for the crank!
i feel calm. i don't care about anything.
what are we going to do with the car jimmy?
the crank?
the cash.
i do.
hurry up jimmy, hurry, hurry, hurry, shit jimmy. you're going to miss it.
no it's not! i'm judy wright now! i'm judy wright now!
that's the most romantic thing i've ever even heard of.
oh my god, that's my parents! and your parents!
shhhh.
what?
ok, that's enough.
what's the matter?
come on. i changed mine.
this was your idea jimmy.
don't be stupid.
it feels funny.
you're such a fucking pig when you eat.
gross. that's it. i'm not taking you to the country club, ever!
awww.  i'm sorry. did i hurt your feelings?
i'll take you to the country club. i promise.
i don't know.
thanks for marrying me. you're my prince charming that came and swooped me off me feet.
and one day, we're gonna have a house and a white picket fence and a baby. tell me what you think we should name the baby.
what's wrong?
what?
what are they doing?
what?
oh god, jimmy! they know where we are. we're going to get caught!
jimmy!
they don't see us.
i don't know. i don't think so.
no. i don't think they're coming.
where are we?
okay.
what am i gonna see?
i hate it when you do that. tell me!
how much further! aaa!
oh my god. is that it?
is this where your friend lives?
we do?
this is sooo amazing. it's like a dream.
is that uncle rodney?
really?
wow.
sure buddy.
jimmy, come swimming. the water's warm.
come on.
why?
hey again.
how long will they let us stay?
what's he like?
well if he's weird, he's great weird, whatever he is.
the cops won't come will they?
the sheriff?
can i?
he does?
oh my god!
i love you jimmy.
what the fuck are you doing?! jimmy, jimmy!
jimmy! jimmy!
jimmy!
please somebody help us!
jimmy! jimmy say something!
noooooo! noooooo!
jimmy!
hi, baby.
am i with you?
then i'm okay.
mexicooooooh.
hey baby.
baby?
nooooo. it reminds me of when we first met. just you, me, and the camera. god, do you remember how you used to freak me out?
i don't know, why?
are we going together?
you're never leaving me, and i'm never leaving you. that's all there is to it.
you're so handsome, you know that?
jimmy?
jimmy!
jimmy, stop the car. you're too fucked up to drive.
you wanted to ask me something?
you know i do.
yup.
yes?
what do you mean?
don't do this.
shut up!
i love you too.
no.
no.
no.
no. i want us to be together.
yes we can. i won't give you up. i won't let you go. no way.
we'll be together. we'll be together. we'll be together. we'll be together.