welcome to women's choice, where women are trusted friends. please put your hands where i can see them and surrender any bombs.
your name, please?
i need you to fill these out, both sides. and don't skip the hairy details. we need to know about every score and every sore.
would you like some free condoms? they're boysenberry.
my partner uses these every time we have intercourse. they make his balls smell like pie.
excuse me, miss macgoof?