how old you? how many people have you had vaginal intercourse with? yes. altogether. how many times have you gone unprotected? have you ever had anal intercourse? with how many people? were they wearing condoms? okee dokey. you should come back in seven days and we should have your results. woowee! it must have been something i ate! ruby, follow me. well, girl. you tested negative for all sexually transmitted diseases and infections. you're clean. now you gotta be careful. here take these pamphlets home and read them.