that's bert thomas. he produces the show. okay, burt. thank you, inspector. we appreciate your position and we'll do all we can to cooperate with you. but i have to tell you right now that, if it comes down to it, we're not taking any chances with mr. langford's life. if your men haven't been able to locate mr. langford by air time, we're going to have to put this king guy on, no matter what he's said. after all, inspector, what's ten or fifteen minutes of talk show time against a man's life? can randall* sub for jerry? well, if worse comes to worse, canter can always carry it. let me see your list. any one of these a writer? he's out. we'll stretch the other guests. but i think we're going to wind up running him. for one thing, we've got to think about jerry. exactly, lou. i mean, who would you rather watch -- some tiger expert or a live kidnapper. then they'll read about it in the papers tomorrow and, believe me, tomorrow night, everyone in america will be watching hold on. we can always edit the guy. and, as for a wave of these things, i just don't buy the idea that there are that many people out there crazy enough to spend their lives in prison for a few minutes on television.