welcome to the pleasure dome.
i do alright. what's your libation?
your potion. your drink.
you from the south?
that's what southern people drink. lots of bourbon.
i make it a point to study things like that. it's important to know people's backgrounds, their tastes, their culture. it gives you a little head start.
i'm chet. whom do i have the pleasure of serving?
pleased to meat you, mary. to our evening.
leisure is america's fastest growing industry. did you know that? think about it. short work weeks, more vacation. people need something to do with all that time and that's where i come in. leisure villages, inc. we buy land an hour or so outside your metropolitan centers. we set up the bungalows, dig some lakes, lay out a golf course, you know, fix the whole place up so it's usable. then young, personable guys like me show the people around. it the guy seems tight, we point out the investment factor. if he's a swinger, well, the bungalows are very private. if he's a sports nut, we talk up skiing and fishing and tennis.
what's your work, mary?
no kidding?
sandalwood incense. it seemed very you.
did you know that you have remarkable hair?
now?
why don't we make our own movie?
don't be so uptight. give it a chance.
we can go to the movies later.
you have something against pleasure?
shall i freshen up your drink?
what exactly did you think we were going to do up here?
look, if you've got sexual problems let's talk about them. it helps clear the air.
then it's me?
then find out. sex is a great way of breaking down barriers.
i'm sure this could lead to something beautiful.
passive resistance, huh?
what's wrong with me?
i can see i'm not turning you on.
come on. what's wrong with me?
yeah.
i'm really a very sensitive person.
sometimes i write poetry.
so you wanna play hard to get, huh?
i admire you very much. i respect you, mary.
i'm only doing what you want.
afterwards, you'll thank me.