i hit the deck. horrible. i've seen him. like, a week ago. twice i've seen him. watering. with the garden crews. i remember he was wearing a liza minnelli t-shirt. i thought that was funny. no. just him. i remember the t- shirt. i remember thinking it was odd? no. i do think liza minelli's gone odd, but that wasn't it. he was a saudi. the gardener. saudis, like americans, don't do manual labor. blowing leaves is beneath them.