legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend.
he traveled the land in search of worthy foes.
the warrior said nothing for his mouth was full. then, he swallowed.
and then, he spoke.
he was so deadly in fact that his enemies would go blind from overexposure to pure awesomeness.
it mattered not how many foes he faced. they were no match for his bodacity.
never before had a panda been so feared.  and so loved.
even the most heroic heroes in all of china, the furious five, bowed in respect to this great master.
but hanging out would have to wait. `cause when you're facing the ten thousand demons of demon mountain, there's only one thing that matters. and that's--
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master flying rhino's armor! with authentic battle damage!
the sword of heroes! said to be so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking-- ow!
the invisible trident of destiny!?
i've only seen paintings of that painting.