how're the horses? i got i choice? not exactly the greeting i imagined. thought you'd seen the last of me, i expect. saw your little melodrama toda y. very inspiring. . got a job for you, unless you're running for office. i mean a real job. back in uniform. i don't mean a u.s. uniform. you ought to think about it., captain. unless you intend to take up a career in the theater. hate boats. if the lord bad wanted man to sail he wouldn't have created infantry. i'm down to two. can't say i have. jesus. imperial army, atten-tion! what the hell was that? why? my friend and i were looking for some companionship. ladies of the evening? hootchie-contchie? boom-boom? universal language. boyo. that one's yours. fan dance. saw this once in chicago. okay, darlin' time to get down to business: she's just shy. who knows what we white devils have got in our trousers, eh, darlin'? come on, now. now, hold on there, sister. i paid good money. back off, short-stuff. son of a bitch. waste of good ammo. imperial army, assume staggered firing positions. hold the line . hold the line.