who the fuck are you talking to, mr? why are you all dressed up, honey? my, don't you look fine.
i am very bored with my date. would you like to buy me a drink?
see what an asshole he is. i'll have a rum and coke.
can i stay with you for a while?
oh, i don't have a lot of stuff.
maybe we could just go find a room and fuck all day. you wouldn't have to tell your wife about that, would you? i could suck you like this.
get lost, jerk.