can someone please tell rick that he is not the only sigma chi with a big penis?
why else would she have flown in from newport? it's not like she'd fed ex a six carat diamond.
i think you should go with red. it's the color of confidence.
why else would he be taking you to the ivy? you've been dating for a year -- it's not like he's trying to impress you.
nice try.
why are you back so soon?
elle?
it's not a theta --
s e r i o u s ? ! who the hell does he think he i s ? y o u ' r e the most popu l a r month on the u s c calendar! s h e points to elle's "miss june" page, hanging on the wall.
we still love you. sisters forever!
oh, god. what if josh doesn't think i ' m serious enough? .
you're right. phew! as the girls go, they shut the door behind them. elle gets up and grabs a framed photo of warner, then lies down on her bed, clutching it to her heart. underdog leaps up and gives her little doggy kisses.
honey, stop! you have to leave this room -- it's been a week.
cunnilingus?
what are you doing?! elle smiles brightly at them.
let's all go! road trip!
why?!
but isn't it kind of hard to get into law school?
here. you're gonna need this.
my lucky scrunchie. it helped me pass spanish. serena rolls her eyes and looks at margot disapprovingly.
yeah, luckily.
elle, do you know what happened on "days of our lives" yesterday?
it's elle! guess what i ' m doing right this second?
picking out my wedding dress!
josh proposed!
we have a limo downstairs and lots more of these. she wiggles her champagne bottle.
oh, how sweet! you made friends with a nerdy girl.
speaking of which, can you please put on some party clothes? you look like someone rolled you in something sticky and dragged you through a k-mart.
here.
jesus. talk about a rock. you must be better in bed than you look.
don't fuck with a delta gamma.
hello! you're like, a lawyer.