so, you found me. i ' m covered in very expensive egyptian mud -- hardly naked. so, i hear the tart from california shot - heyworth. i never met the woman, but from what my daughter tells me, she's quite the cun-- aside from the fact that he found her on an infomercial? she said they humped like gorillas . chutney could hear them all the way in the pool house. but i guess it wasn't enough for brooke. like i said, i've never met brooke, but i have seen her from a distance. when i ' d come over to pick up the alimony check that heyworth forgot to mail every month, she'd be out by the pool, with mr. hot pants hovering over her with some pink drink.