hi, handsome. looking for something?
are you affiliated with any law enforcement organization?
twenty-two.
why, you like 'em young?
sixteen.
wow. so, what do you want?
you're not having a very good time, are you?
are you?
i know.  sing me something.
come on. sing me a song.
not even a christmas song? everybody knows a christmas song.
good. that's good. over the hills we go, laughing all the way.
oh, what fun it is to ride .