you want the tour? there's a twenty-dollar mandatory donation, apiece. but you get a re- enactment photo packet. it's got five pictures. i gotta collect first. you gotta sign the book. doesn't have to be your real name, though. first page says you're here to do research on violent crime. the state requires it for nonprofit shit. take a re-enactment photo packet. if you guys could share one, it would be really cool. the butt wipes where i do prints kinda jerk my chain. that's me. my boyfriend took it. we also did a video. it's fifty bucks 'cause you can see my tits. there's a version without tits, that's thirty- five. not so much anymore. we thought this would be like a busy week -- gale gettin' the prune juice and all. prune juice is what death row dudes call the poison, 'cause it gives you the shits. most jerks just take a photo from the street. they shot a 'real crimes' episode here, but the owner didn't give us dick. i'm cool with ghouls. beats livin' with my dickwad parents. it starts over here. she let him crash here sometimes. he was like constantly wasted. drank black label religiously. this is where the tripod was. my boyfriend borrowed the one we usually show folks. they never found a camera, photos, or videos or anything. gale must have buried them. these serial killer dudes take photos to whack off to later. whatever. she was like totally naked right here. the meter man saw her through the door. gale handcuffed her, taped her mouth, then taped a bag over her head so she couldn't breathe. my boyfriend says that's probably when he fucked her. your muscles tense up when you die -- the sex is better. he used those housewife gloves so he wouldn't leave prints. they found sticky stuff from the tape on them. we ask folks not to touch the exhibit. the totally sick part was where they found the key -- it was in her stomach, dude. he made her swallow it before he bagged her. that's pretty much the highlight. what do i gotta do? you want me to suck his dick? he ain't exactly my boyfriend anymore. yeah. i gotta collect first. i don't have one. nico's cool.