fuck you, conjo. this is my shower.
clean the pool, conjo, clean the pool.
hey, mehn.
i got your sister. she got big.
she's hot, mehn. esta buenisima.
i can't because we got no place. we got thrown out.
si! and all our shit's still in there! and pancho, too!
si, he sucks cock. i mean, i gotta go find a job, i smell like shit, i'm fucked!
no, fuck him, mehn! just gimme mr. cocksucker's address.
i take care of this.
do you think i'm stupid, mehn? don't worry about this. i talk to him. but first i take care of business.
okay, mehn. good. voy a cagar.
vamos, i need the address! i have a pen in the truck!
hurry up, mehn!
gracias.
oye, don't get mad, but would you be mad if i try to fuck your sister?
maybe you think you can talk to her for me?
no way, mehn. no con esas tetas.
no way she is fifteen. she looks way older.
bueno, tell her i say good-bye. i call you soon.
i'm gonna find mr. cocksucker and say, "look, mehn, let us into our fucking home."
si, si, but i need it. how am i gonna drive without my truck. they fired me, mehn.
hey, mehn, let me into my fucking apartment.
i'm hitching up your car to my tow truck.
let me in my fucking apartment, mehn!
i'm gonna pay, mehn! i got fired!
listen, don't be a cocksucker. it's not needed.
i need a job, mehn, then i pay you.
you need some balls, mehn! why do you let her slap you around?!
hay, por favor! i come by here to pay rent, i always hear her slapping your ass around.
hey, this isn't my fault, mehn.
hello?
si, si, of course. the transmission is broke. transmissions on these cars suck.
ah, si, but that's no big deal. that's fine, believe me.
gracias!
que?
ah, el mustang?
that's our rent, mehn. we stole it.
don't worry. we're going to sell it, mehn.
this guy i know.
don't worry. he likes mustangs, mehn. vamos, i got a place for us to stay.
no jodas, don't worry about it. i stole it. but we need rent, mehn. i lost my job.
so you in or out?
asi me gusta, now you're being smart.
forget about that, mehn.
que? ah, el mustang?
nada. i'm doing a favor for a friend.
bueno, he's a good friend.
hey, listen, can i sleep on your couch?
come on, mehn, we're in trouble here. we got thrown out of our home.
si. i went out to get a gallon of milk for my dog, i come back, my keys don't work, and the cocksucker put an eviction notice on the door. he didn't even tell us! now my milk's spoiling in my truck, pancho's probably pissing all over the place, i'm fucked.
he did?
si, si. no problem, mehn.
coo ya! don't take this the wrong way, mehn, but you're like a girl. bitch, bitch, bitch.
si, si. does your pussy hurt?
who's gonna see it out there by the woods?
and it was way down the block anyway.
you want me to talk to her?
si. so let's go fix the tire on the mustang.
what the hell are you doing? we got shit to do mehn, important shit.
mitch! there you are!
we're outside by the woods. we got the mustang, mehn. it's beautiful.
vamos, these girls aren't interested in you.
come on, mehn. come check out the mustang.
coo, we got thrown outta our apartment! we need more money!
okay, give us two thousand and i give you this nice stereo for free.
it was in the car.
you can have it for free, mehn.
in the back.
what's that?
oh shit.
coge, keep this.
keep it, mehn! i gotta go!
drive, pendejo!
mehn, use the clutch!
we're fucked!