i know exactly how you feel.  the night reagan was elected, i said to my mother, "is this man going to blow up the world, mommy?" then we both cried for like an hour. somebody's here. call you later.
uh, don't you want to know what the rent is?
eight-hundred, split down the middle. tuesdays and thursdays i rehearse with my scene partner so the living room will be off limits.
right. and as far as household items: we can share the soap, but we'll split the cost 60. 40. cause the person who physically goes out and buys the soap shouldn't have to pay as much as the other guy. aren't you boiling in that outfit?
it's like eighty degrees in this hallway. you from the south?
why is that funny?
and sorry, man, but no dogs allowed.
yeah, your bedroom is right over there.
what are you doing?
i know it's your living room night. but can i finish watching the globetrotters' game out here? to me it's classic comedia dellarte.
a black guy?
what's nicky doing down there?
did you just talk?
so your father's the devil, you're a talking dog sent from hell, and you guys are who?
i gotta say this cake tastes a little funny.
i was in love one time but she said i wasn't financially reliable enough. and she needed that.
no.
why? did she hurt you? do you miss her? need a shoulder to cry on?
oh, would you grow up.
you guys want to stay? i have a futon in my bedroom.
that is the most frightening thing i have ever seen.
been breaking all morning.
which is by far depalma's best work.
looks like they're following a giant trail of bug shit.
i've always wanted to kill someone. can i do it?
die, grandma, die!
where is he? he's late.
you guys. that was so uncool.
run, beefy! run!
they castrated him. he can't shoot arrows, he can't piss smoke.
one thing i really regret is never having experimented sexually.
his name is andrew. i know that guy.
oh my g-d, he just opened his mouth and swallowed that spit.