this place is a gold mine. what? right. you finding lots of cactus and shit? looks like a lot of cactus to me. cliff-- cliff-- cliff, you gotta look at this-- was coronado in the masons? he can't hear with that rig on-- mikey! what've we got here? the scene of the crime. there's not that much down here, colonel. big o's is the only place in the county that our african american soldiers are uhm--that they feel comfortable in. we had a kid pass out in the men's room. the town isn't much. you know how it is, colonel--first time away from home, dealing with new people--i remember my first hitch-- well, yeah, but i went through the program. i haven't had a drink since-- appreciate it, sir. guy cracks walnuts with his asshole. never thought i'd see the day a buddy of mine was dating a woman with three up and three down on her shoulder. you going to get married? you met her family? they gonna be cool about you being a white guy? always heartwarming to see a prejudice defeated by a deeper prejudice. but marriage, man--i did two tours in southeast asia and i was married for five years--i couldn't tell you which experience was worse. i knew she was japanese going into it, but she didn't tell me the ninja assassin part-- her parents acted like i was gonna blow my nose on their curtains-- if i stayed out past ten with the guys she'd go into her madame butterfly routine-- what--it's a bullet. i'm lousy with bullets here. yeah? they were using m-1's, yeah-- we better call that sheriff.