and now, mama roma's is proud to present international singing sensation.  a man who has sold more records than elvis and the beatles combined.
and now! a man who needs no introduction.  tony clifton!
and now! the main event of the evening! the match you've been waiting for: the king jerry lawler, versus hollywood andy kaufman!
and kaufman's left the ring! lawler's waiting for him to return.
and kaufman's left the ring again! he doesn't seem interested in actually making contact with his opponent.
it's a side suplex!!
lawler has committed a piledriver, which is an automatic disqualification! match goes to kaufman by disqualification, after two minutes, twelve seconds! andy is splayed unconscious.
ladies and gentlemen! please put your hands together for.  tony clifton!