mr. shapiro, this is gene knight, up at harrah's tahoe. we'd like to book andy kaufman for our showroom.
oh.
eh, sure. we're trying to expand our audience base -- and i know the college kids really love andy kaufman.
yeah, yeah, yeah. i know! wink wink! nudge nudge!
i'll take my chances!!
why's that? you said over and over and over, tony clifton is not andy kaufman --
sure it is. tony called me himself. he yelled at me, insisting that his dressing room be bigger than andy's. they're both going on tonight, believe me!