moo.
woof!
i still can't believe my brother's gonna be on tv!
what a crock.
dad, i cried when he broke his neck. he's not gettin' me again --
see, that's exactly it! he picked lung cancer, because he doesn't smoke. that makes it weird! if he'd picked leukemia, it'd be totally believable, and we'd all be going, "poor andy, he's really sick." so he chose lung cancer, because he wants us to be scratching our heads, saying, "is this real?"
he plans these things out. he takes over, hires actors.  personally, i didn't think that "doctor" was very convincing.
yeah! he didn't have doctor shoes!