i'm jerry lawler, the king of memphis wrestling!! (this gets huge alright, you won. get off her! yeah?! well i got news for you, andy kaufman! wrestling is a serious sport to me! i don't like anyone makin' fun of it, and i hate anyone insultin' the south! so we can settle this two ways: we can go to court. or you can get in the ring with a man, and wrestle for real! kaufman, we've had enough!! let's you and me do what we came here for -- wrestling! hey! did you come down here to wrestle, or to act like an ass? he thinks everything's a joke -- but it's not. did you laugh when you were layin' in the hospital?? you're a wimp. then your father's a wimp. he thinks everything's a joke -- but it's not. did you laugh when you were layin' in the hospital?? you're a wimp. then your father's a wimp.