the comedy stylings of andy kaufman, ladies and gentlemen!
eh, i dunno.  andy. i'm.  thinkin' of letting you go.
look -- i don't wanna seem insulting. but.  your act is like amateur hour: singalongs.  puppets.  playing records.
sure! comedy! make jokes about the traffic. do impressions. maybe a little blue material.
well, everyone else gets this place cookin'! pal, it's hard for me to move the booze when you're singin' "pop goes the weasel."