i don't care! travolta signed a contract, he's a sweathog for life!.  oh yeah? just try to sue us.
"technical"???
andy, i hear fabulous things about the special.  eh, i understand we've hit a teeny speedbump?
show me.
andy.  we don't want the viewer to get out of their chair. they might change the channel.
andy.  uhh.  this network has a long-standing policy: the viewer must be able to see the program.
five.
ten.
christ! we're the number one network -- can't we afford decent tvs?!
tell kaufman we will never air this program!!
it's okay. stay with it.
excuse me!.  i have an announcement to make! you've all just participated in a "happening." to make it real, some of you knew, and some of you didn't.
okay, great! so let's reset!
cue the commercial!
i'm gonna strangle george shapiro!