you are ze fahzer?
i speak to you on ze phone, non? you have a special interest in music?
ah yes, a music lover.
ah.
ah-hah.
mm.
ze girl?.  she seems like a very nice girl. she *plays*, monsieur, like a very nice girl. ztinks. very nice girl. however, ztinks.
is not so hard to understand. her playing, very polite.
mistake, no, it says e-flat, she plays e-flat. ping-ping. hit the right note, always. very proper.
ah, but that is just what i cannot teach. i cannot teach her to have a soul. look, monsieur, play the piano, is not about the fingers. *done* with the fingers, yes. but the music, she is inside. inside, monsieur.
the music start here.
come out through here; then, maybe.
she can go up there.
then you listen to me, for i am expert. that girl, she give me a headache. she cannot play. nice girl. very clever hands. nice girl. someday, i think, maybe, she make a very good typist.