ok, boys, which of you gets the privilege?
oh, happy days! i wish i was doing well enough to turn away business! more power to ya, brother! the public be damned!
'lo, ed.
mr raffo?
could you come with me please?
mr?
you also have an interest in the securing property?
ah.
not an owner.
ah-hah. it would be best if he waited here.
not fried, poached. three of 'em for two minutes. a strip steak medium rare, flapjacks, potatoes, tomato juice, and plenty of hot coffee.
do you have prairie oysters?
then bring me a fruit cocktail while i wait.
you're ed crane?
barber, right? i'm freddy riedenschneider. hungry? they tell me the chow's ok here. i made some inquiries.
my name is diedrickson. county medical examiner.
i am carcanogues.
you wait, my dear?
hello!
i notice you still have peastone in your driveway.
well, of course, you don't have to rejuvenate that once every couple of years, don't you, when the peastone thins out.
where does it go, huh? like the odd sock. but you *know* where it goes--you probably pick pieces of it off your lawn all the time, churn it up with your lawn mower, sweep it off the walk here--pain in the neck.
well, have you ever considered tar macadam? people think it's just for public works and commercial purposes, roads, parking lots, so forth.
but we have the technology now to bring it to the homeowner, the individual consumer, at a very reasonable price.
mind if i show you the specifications?--evening, ma'am.
well, ma'am, i was just telling your husband here about tar macadam, for your home driveway here--these are the specs.
it's the modern way to--