oh, those fiery mediterraneans. say! not so fast there, brother-- pretty good, huh? fools even the experts. 100 percent human hair, handcrafted by jacques of san francisco, and i'd hate to have to tell you what i paid for it. yes, it's a nice rug. i'm paying for it down on the installment plan. a lot of folks live with the pate exposed. they say the dames think it's sexy. but for my money it's just not good grooming--and grooming, my friend, is probably the most important thing in business--after personality, of course. creighton tolliver, pleased to know ya.