ahhhhhhhh.
ladies and gentlemen.  the ooze is back!!
how can i ever repay you?
what is that odious stench?
smell's like.  teenagers!
it's teenagers
you're too kind. allow me to introduce myself. i am the infamous, world-reviled, universally despised, ivan ooze!
gee, a teenager with a big mouth. not much has changed in six thousand years.
ooooh, where's my autoqraph book?.
power rangers, huh? so zordon is still using a bunch of rug-rats to do his dirty work. and speaking of rats.
from this moment forth, the world as you know it shall cease to exist!
welcome to my nightmare!
gee.  pretty fancy-shmancy. i guess if you invest your money well over sixty centuries you can buy something pretty nice.
put a cork in it "z" . ten minutes out of the egg and i'm already listening to one of your lectures.
don't remind me!
do you have any idea what it's like to be cooped up in a rotten egg for six thousand years? it's boring! not to mention i've had a charlie horse since the renaissance! but now the tables are turned. now.
 it's time to pay the piper!
oh, the things that i have missed. the black plague!
the spanish inquisition!
and now, finally, i have the strength to destroy your pathetic powers forever!!
i've got a news flash for you light-bright -- i already have!
hi, honey, i'm home !
sorry, slick, there's been a slight'change of plans. the "booger man" is taking over.
ooooh, that tickles!
my turn.
now you have a choice, either serve me, or join those insufferable cheesedongs.
ah yes, the rangers!!!
shut your beaks !!
tengu warriors, you will fly to phaedos, find the power rangers.  and tear them apart!
mordant, go with them and report back to me!
taking over the world is one thing. it's finding good help to run it for you that's the killer.
no need. i'm going to use the young minds of angel grove.
yes, well, i suppose you'd know a little something about that. not to worry. i'll ever so gently lure them in and mold them into an army of devils! and what better way to entice them .  than with a little ivan's ooze?!
ah, the old and doddering. i'm going to scourge their puny minds, reducing them to zombie's. and then i'll put them to work rebuilding my empire.
what is this?! i advertised for brilliant and good looking assistants!
and i'm little-bo-peep.
not so fast, greaseballs.
you'll have to do.
boys and girls, girls and boys, gather round and feast your eyes. this ain't sludge and this ain't guck.  this is the one and only ivan's ooze! yesireebob. it's ooey, gooey and even kind of chewy. but best of all it's free!
ladies and gentlemen, simon says.  stop!
simon says.  stand on one foot!
simon says.
shut up!!
this is the iast time i use parents for anything!
let's pick it up here! i've got a schedule to keep. in twenty four hours the ooze is gonna hit the fan!
how did you fare?
so they've been destroyed?
what do you mean "basically"?
did these sticks make a whistling sound?
dulcea! that miserable, manipulating loathsome she-devil of a witch!!
how could you let them get away?! if dulcea leads them to the great power, everything will be ruined! they must be obliterated!
i call upon the powers of darkness to enrich the evil of my creatures by tenfold!
and now the coup de grace, to lead my tribe to victorious battle!
queen tengu, lead-your warriors to phaedos, feast yourselves upon
thank you! please! you're too kind. finally. a little appreciation where it's deserved.
right back at ya!- now, who misses school?!
and who misses rules?!
how about the two of you shut up and pay attention!!
feast your eyes upon the exoskeleton of the barbaric hornitor!
hi, folks, ivan ooze here.
are you bored with your work? are you bored with your family are you bored with your 1ife well, come on down to ooze city and let's get sticky!
finally, after centuries of waiting, my ecto-morphicon machines are ready to take on the world!
get that thing out of my face!
mordant.  let the ooze flow!
goldar.  the roof!
looks like a fine day for raising hell!
hecale mennipus libri magus!
bullseye!
life!! give my creatures life!
what're you waiting for??.
what!
and his trimetallic partner in crime.  scorpitron!!
the boys are back in town!!!
power rangers!
these brats are ruining everything!
let's tango!