what the hell are you doing? i said wait until- she's not even here, you morons!
mini?
when i call you, i expect you to answer.
don't patronize me.
if you're trying to get me to call you a spoiled little ungrateful bitch, you're out of luck, because i won't give you the satisfaction.
i'm going out and i need you to wait for the delivery from the liquor store. they'll be here by nine.
just thought you should know, that makes your thighs look fat.
well, that doesn't leave much.
jesus chr--mini, why aren't you in bed?
don't worry, larry, she's going to bed, right now. aren't you?
do you want to live in this shit hole your whole life?
then stay in your fucking room until they leave. got it?
oh. wha- what are you doing here?
did you have fun, dear?
thass nice.
mini?
have you seen martin? i think he was in his study a half hour ago.
well, i assume he's gone out, so i've invited ricardo over for a. cocktail. you know how children make him uneasy, so i'd appreciate if you and.  . your friend could either stay in here or use the back door when he arrives.
goddamn it! goddamn it! goddamn it!
fucking shit! where are they?
i'm gonna be late! it took me three weeks to get an appointment with anton.
and now i'm gonna miss it because i can't find my fucking car keys?!
i could use a little help in here!
yeah, in the fucking bowl by the fucking door where i always fucking put them!
no, i wasn't! i had one drink with marie, one!
yes, i'm sure, you dickless wonder.
mini, i'm taking your car. martin, take her to school.
tell him it's an emergency.
anton? but. jeanette?
jeanette, you knew i had an appointment today, did you pretend-
why, you sneaky little bitch!
are you kidding? she should get twenty to life! when i told margo and penny about her little stunt, they both said they'd have ripped her eyes out. she'll be lucky if anyone speaks to her again.
for god's sake, i didn't break both hands.
i hope she enjoys shitting out the teeth she swallowed.
carlos, what the hell is going on?
ordered, i didn't order anything?! who told you to bring these here?
no, you didn't!
what?!
no, i did not!
but, but. i only slept for--
oh, god.
uh, martin, i, i.
mini! i asked you for that drink ten minutes ago!
mmm. this is really good. what's in it, sweetie?
my god, let me tell you, breaking my hand on that bitch's face.
was the best thing that ever happened to me.
i feel fantastic, just fabulous. i mean, i feel like i could run a marathon like that bruce jenner guy. he did that, right? boy, i'll tell you before he had that face lift that made him look like a drag queen, i would've let him stick his javelin in me any day.
i want to talk to you about juries, will you come and talk to me about juries?
i'd like to be on a jury and say "guilty!" or "sidebar!" what do you think goes on in all the sequestered situations? do you think any of the jurors have sex with each other? i was once on an episode of love boat, playing the role of "bikini girl" and my line was "i'll have another," it was with "isaac" at the pool bar. i had to suck one of the associate producers off to get the line, but it got me my sag card, so i guess it was worth it.
but, but we were talking about juries and isaac and, and that drag queen i broke my face on and.
hey! cockbreath!
and then i told him that i had been an extra on hello larry and mike farrell had tried to--
what?
right, that's what i said. and then mackenzie phillips tried to slip me the tongue!
hello?
yes?
hello?. what do you want?
who is this?
who is this?
if this is some kind of joke.
i'm hanging up.
why are you doing this?
leave me alone!
get away!!!
how do you know where i live?
no!
no! i can't leave, he knows where i live!
did you hear me?! he knows where i live!
him!
what are you doing?!
it's him! answer it! answer it! he said he was gonna kill me!
he, he knows where i live!
you're leaving? both of you?
why don't we just order in?
i. can't. you two go.
hello?
oh god, oh god!
no. no. help! help!
oh, god! help! someone!
no, please, no.
please god, please god. please!