well, since becky and i have dated since high school and decided to remain virgins until marriage, i just wanted to go on a date with another girl just to see how i would react. you know, whether there'd be any feelings of doubt about my decision? oh, gosh, well she suggested we go to a dance club she knew. i'm not really a good dancer, but i said "yes." uh, no, not really- i, i don't know what she's talking about. no! this isn't true, why are you- shut up!