drunkard? fool? rat-bastard? please call me something original.
right now, i only wish to join them.
my dear, sweet, baby sister, i'll have you know, that at this moment my career is on a high note.
oh yes i do! i have something right here!
on a dig, down in thebes.
my whole life i've never found anything, evy. tell me i've found something.
yes?
two questions. who the hell is seti the first? and was he rich?
alright, good, that's good. i like this fellow, like him very much.
are we talking about the hamunaptra?
right, right, in a big underground treasure chamber. everybody knows the story. the entire necropolis was rigged to sink into the sand. on pharaoh's command, a flick of the switch! and the whole place could disappear beneath the dunes.
you burned it! you burned off the part with the lost city!
you killed my map.
i was mistaken.
i lie to everybody, what makes you so special?
that just makes you more gullible.
picked his pocket, actually.
way to go, evy.
she's my sister, actually.
how do we know that's not a load of pig swallow?
um, well, you see.
undoubtedly, i know the breed, he may be a cowboy, but his word is his word.
smashing day for the start of an adventure, eh, o'connell?
yes, yes, you're right, filthy, rude, a complete scoundrel, nothing to like there at all.
sit down, o'connell, sit down, we could use another good player.
i say, what a coincidence, why --
-- whose deal is it? is it my deal? i thought i just dealt?
evy!!
hey that's mine --
americans.
i say! good show!
and did i panic?
i think not.
i can't believe the price of these fleabags.
yes, awfully tempting, wasn't it?
never did like camels. filthy buggers. they smell, they bite, they spit. disgusting.
and you snore!
all night you snored!
what in bloody hell is this?
ah, begging your pardon, but shouldn't we be going?
that thing gives me the creeps.
and it stinks to high heaven in here.
mummies, my good son, this is where they made the mummies.
yes, me too.
and when those dirty yanks go to sleep -- no offense.
we'll sneak up and steal that book right out from under them.
i say, what's our smelly little friend got himself up to?
owch! that's really got to hurt.
still.
well?.  who is it?
whoever's in here, sure wasn't getting out.
hey that's mine!
did you ever see him eat?
maybe this place really is cursed.
seagrams!
well, he may have been a stinky fellow,.  but he had good taste.
evy! excuse me! but didn't the man just say -- !
let 'em have it, boys!
i say, bloody good show.
don't blame me, i don't even remember being there.
yes, i'm all tears, now let's see who's inside, shall we?
juicy?
what are you going to do? shoot him?
what is this stuff? it smells like our late friend, the warden.
you did not!?.  we're not!?
he certainly was not a popular fellow when they planted him.
let's see, there was frogs, flies, locusts.
and my personal favorite: people covered in boils and sores.
did you see that!? grasshoppers! billions of grasshoppers!
evy!?
you're not going to kill us?
"and the rivers and waters of egypt went red and were as blood."
who's here!?
this is not good. not good at all.
". and he stretched forth his hands towards the heavens, and there was darkness throughout the land of egypt."
me?
that looked rather painful.
yes, i know, i do that to people.
and then he'll be coming after evy.
and now he's going to use it to bring his girlfriend back
what?
anck-su-namun! anck-su-namun!
hey that's mine -- !
i'm with you, old man. no one touches my sister like that and gets away with it.
and what ritual would that be?
and how does one do that?
oh yes, of course.
excuse me?
begging your pardon, but i wasn't quite clear on that last part.
did you say 'kill' my sister?
everybody else we've bumped into has died, why not you?
excuse me.  a little help would be useful.  if it's not too much trouble!!
he's a big fellow with pointy ears and a face like a falcon.
i say, look at that.
say, gents! you should come have a look at this.
there he is!
hello horus old boy.
i found it, evy! i found it
i can't open it! it's locked or something!
we need the key!
what do i do, evy!? what do i do!?
keetash-something, naraba-something.
ebarra im hatu kashka ummmmm -- ?
rasheem aaaaa anubis!
oh boy.
you have got to be joking?
oh.
ummm, hootash im.  hootash im now what is this last symbol here?
it's an anck symbol, with two little squiggly lines above it, and a bird, a stork! on either side.
yes,.  i see.
hootash im ahmenophus!
i got it!
well,.  i guess we go home empty handed.