josie, you listen to me. if you feel you're a writer-- here, deep inside, don't let anyone tell you you're not. look at me. every day i come to this paper and i pour my heart and soul into what i do. i feel it, passionately, to the core of my being. hey, if you can make a busted aorta sound good--honey, that's art. the microwave dings off. cynthia fishes the three lean cuisines out. anita and josie share a look. i eat 'em one at a time. "that thing"? is that what you kids are calling it these days? damn, girl. you are a writer. did i miss the crowning? tell him what?! tell him what?!