hi guys. oh holy fuck.
oh god this is one of those key moments in life, when it's possible you can be really, genuinely cool -- and i'm going to fail a hundred percent. i absolutely and totally and utterly adore you and i think you're the most beautiful woman in the world and more importantly i genuinely believe and have believed for some time now that we can be best friends. what do you think?
oh my god. you gave me a present. we're best friends already. marry will -- he's a really nice guy and then we can be sisters.
i'll show you.
i don't believe it. i walked into the loo with her. i was still talking when she started unbuttoning her jeans.  she had to ask me to leave.
nonsense. i fancy you. or i did before you got so far.
yes. and i don't have hair -- i've got feathers, and i've got funny goggly eyes, and i'm attracted to cruel men and .  no one'll ever marry me because my boosies have actually started shrinking.
that's true, i can't deny it. she needs me, what can i say?
really?
i'm so sorry about the loo thing. i meant to leave but i just.  look, ring me if you need someone to go shopping with. i know lots of nice, cheap places.  not that money necessarily.  nice to meet you.
have we got something for you. something which will make you love me so much you'll want to hug me every single day for the rest of my life.
the phone number of anna scott's agent in london and her agent in new york. you can ring her. you think about her all the time -- now you can ring her!
it is great, isn't it. see you tonight. hey, marty-- sexy cardy.
since it's an evening of announcements .  i've also got one, ahm.  i've decided to get engaged.
i've found myself a nice, slightly odd looking bloke who i know is going to make me happy for the rest of my life.
yes. i will keep you informed.
by the way -- it's you.
yes. what do you think?
good move: when all is said and done, she's nothing special. i saw her taking her pants off and i definitely glimpsed some cellulite down there.
william has just turned down anna scott.
she's not coming.
that's right -- then park lane.
you're my hero.
run!
it was good.