who is it?
how you doing? i thought you guys all wore those penguin coats.
oh great. could you do me a favour and try to get us some really cold water up here?
still, not sparkling.
unless it's illegal in the uk to serve liquids below room temperature: i don't want you going to jail just to satisfy my whims.
and maybe you could just adios the dishes and empty the trash.
i'm sorry. is this a problem?
what's your name?
thank you, bernie. hey -- nice surprise, or nasty surprise?
liar. she hates surprises. what are you ordering?
well, don't over-do it. i don't want people saying, 'there goes that famous actor with the big, fat girlfriend."