no - no- no! give me anna scott any day. don't really care what the films are like. any film with her in it -- fine by me. meg ryan. whatever, she's so clearly up for it. you know -- some girls, they're all 'stay away chum' but anna, she's absolutely gagging for it. do you know that in over fifty percent of languages the word for "actress" is the same as the word for "prostitute." and anna is your definitive actress -- someone really filthy you can just flip over. can i help you? oh sod off, mate. what are you, her dad? oh my god. no, look, i'm sorry.