an e-coli outbreak in michigan at a couple of ronny's steakhouse franchises.
yeah, right! nah, it's a couple of americans. no unusual travel.
right.
we got the host! fade up the cacophony of shrieking animals and -- cut to:
i found this note on the desk.  she holds a post-it with the words scribbled across it: "scott - monkey - 8. 31."
this must be the monkey scott brought up from biotest.
he's so cute it's hard to believe he's caused such destruction.
christ, it could have been anywhere.  maybe he was on a boat from africa, next to the host.
and i've been through all the files.  no animal's been removed in the last fourteen days.