general, we got a problem. it's rainin' pitchforks up heah. the damn rain will dilute it down, barely be strong enough to kill a cat.
acknowledge. return to base. ford moves into:
yes, sir. cut to:
general mcclintock, we are ready to commence phase one. mcclintock proceed.
this is sandman one.  we are returning to base. mcclintock you will be shot for dereliction of duty in a national crisis. do you understand? sandman one doesn't answer. mcclintock turns to the young major. mcclintock order him to proceed. the young major hesitates. mcclintock points the gun at his head. the young major trembles, but shakes his head "no."