good morning kids. what are you doing in my office, murney? very little. i thought i asked you to find out who stuck to the baloney slices to the cafeteria ceiling with mustard? then hop to it. i think i can handle this from here. so. you're the new baby-sitter? it's okay, lieutenant, i was briefed of the situation by mrs. plummer. she told me all about you. lieutenant, huh? you with "the teams?" petty officer third class claire nelson at your service. four years at naval base coronado. the service paid for my college. commitment". that's the way i live my life, and the way i run my school. permission granted. welcome aboard. just try not to frighten the children. what would you say is the secret with kids, mr. wolfe? so. when you agreed to serve your country, i bet you didn't know you'd be serving creamed bananas to one year olds, huh? not here, you don't. you're on dry land, lieutenant. well, not so dry where you're sitting, i guess. don't take this personally -- but you're pretty good at this. seriously, i'm impressed. a whole day, and all three plummer's stayed out of trouble. that's. unusual. todd started a fight with five students at once? if i catch anyone on the team fighting again, next week's tournament is off. i don't care who starts it. don't even think it, murney. he'd kill you so fast, i wouldn't even have time to get my camera. another day, another dollar twenty, minus taxes. aren't you gonna change him? that's not what i mean, lt. sirnosir. not my job. instructions are right on the box. bathroom's down the hall. have fun. ordinarily i would wait for his mother to return. but -- i'm a bit concerned, and i'm not sure what to do. well -- yes. he does always miss sixth period. but this. it's certainly not normal. see if you can talk to the boy. find out what's going on. now. walk! double time. i've noticed improvement in your troops lately, too. noon and none of them have been called to my office. it's a miracle. this old thing? well, you never know who you're going to run into. love it when he does that. ya!! so. what happens now? you'll be stationed somewhere else, right? i guess there's no more reason for you to stick around here. well. summer's almost here. what if you and me did a little amphibious recon mission. on, say -- maui?