mom -- we'll be fine, chill.
he's my boyfriend, tool.
okay, fine.  come on scott.
who do you think you are -- my dad?
let me go! it's saturday night. i have plans!
i am not wearing that. just because my mom's paranoid doesn't mean we have to take orders from you.
he's in his room.
he has to go.
here he comes!
uh-oh.
i need a signed release for driver's ed!
like i'm really gonna eat all those carbs.
he's only two, he doesn't have any idea what you're talking about. i don't have any idea what you're talking about.
who was that?
kick his butt, todd!
 yeah, he's a total psycho. i think mom found him from one of those tough love boot camps or something.
this is totally cruel and unusual! you can't do this -- we could run out of air!
 he's got us on lock-down, it's like oz or something. no, not munchkin oz -- hbo oz. hm.  i dunno if that's a good idea, scott.
mom -- stop worrying.
seriously, everything's cool. the guy's just a control freak.
i know. don't worry, we're okay. tonight i'm just doing homework -- in my cell.
dude, this is outta hand. who are all these people?
dude, not cool.
it was your idea! i don't even know most of these losers.
 thanks a lot, rambo. my friends will never come here again.
i do too respect myself.
you're not my dad!
we hate you, you hate us. you're like a robot. why don't you just leave us alone?
it's scott.
i'm sorry for giving you a hard time.
so mom's not paranoid? there really are people out to get us.
hey mom we're fine, absolutely nothing happened you should worry about. nope.
nothing.  it's stupid.  scott. i called him in his room, another girl picked up the phone. i know it's no big deal. i don't know why i let it get to me.
it's just nice to think someone's thinking about you, you know?
 no wait! . what are you gonna do? you're not gonna hurt him are you? promise you won't touch him.
but -- i can't even pass driver's ed.
have you given a driving lesson before?
what?!?
you wanna drive?
ha ha ha. very funny.
don't worry. i'm not gonna jump.
o. scott's fine. i don't know what you did, but he's really straightened up. flowers, phone calls. . i've never been in love like this before.
a month.
you're okay, shane. i'm not used to anyone giving me the benefit of the doubt. my teachers don't trust me. mom doesn't. my dad didn't care about us, he was never here.
i miss him so much.
that's horrible, shane.
mommy's coming home! mommy's coming home!
tomorrow morning!
welcome home, mom.
what's taking you?
come on. use the gas, not the brake, 5-0.
people are trying to kill us. they have my mom, and our bodyguard -- you have to follow me!
fine. don't follow me!
hey, i'm the one in driver's ed! i think i know what i'm doing!!
but, officer.
if you're reading this, then julie found the key. julie, tyler, peter, zoe, todd, lulu -- i want to say: i love you more than anything. i always have.
but.