you want to apply the foundation as evenly as you can, andy. you don't want to look like you've thrown it on with a spoon. okay. you try. tahitian bronze works best on lesions. you know who you look like, andy? that actor, in that movie. not the one where he was autistic, the one where he dressed up like a lady on a soap opera. you want to try light egyptian? what? just like my cousin fredo.