mr. smith, sir mr. smith, sir! mr. smith, sir how do you like your bath, sir? your valet, sir. dawson, sir. drunk, sir? oh, but you didn't engage me, sir. oh no, sir! miss schuyler - i mean, mrs. smith - she engaged me this morning, sir. thank you, sir. oh, but indeed you do, sir, if you don't mind my saying so. a gentleman's gentleman, as it were. someone to draw your bath, lay out your clothes, help to dress you - it's really most essential, sir. quite so. quite. now mr. smith, now please oh no, sir i think i understand, sir. you mean you want me to go? no, sir. no! that's a canary, sir. yes sir! very good, madame.