look crazy son of a bitch! you wanna commit suicide, you do it someplace else! look at this pig-board piece-a-shit. it's still got the price tag on it, for chrissakes. what'd you do, buy it yesterday? you've got no business out here whatsoever. yeah, you saw me and you figured that if a mere girl can do it, a big strong stud like you shouldn't have any problem. right?! well you figured wrong, dork! carefully, tough guy. very carefully. who cares! wait! jesus christ! you're fucking crazy, you know that? you go in there you're gonna eat it on the rocks. here, follow me. go when i say. but stay down. just lie on the board. alright, let's go! get the fuck out of this house! what the fuck do you think you're doing--