i'll lend it to you. it's a great book on body piercing. forget that gun. that gun goes against the entire idea behind piercing. all of my piercing, sixteen places on my body, every one of 'em done with a needle. five in each ear. one through the nipple on my left breast. one through my right nostril. one through my left eyebrow. one through my lip. one in my clit. and i wear a stud in my tongue. it's a sex thing. it helps fellatio. lance! the phone's ringing! i thought you told those fuckin' assholes never to call this late! what the hell was that? it's only one-thirty in the goddamn mornin'! what the fuck's goin' on out here? who's she? what's wrong with her? well get her the hell outta here! don't yell and me! what's he lookin' for? what are you lookin' for? whata're you looking for? i never saw a medical book. well if it's that important, why didn't you keep it with the shot? while you're lookin' for it, that girl's gonna die on our carpet. you're never gonna find it in all this shit. for six months now, i've been telling you to clean this room – what? hold on. got it. anybody want a beer?