hi, vincent. i'm getting dressed. the door's open. come inside and make yourself a drink.
vincent.
vincent. i'm on the intercom.
it's on the wall by the two african fellas.
to your right.
warm. warmer. disco.
push the button if you want to talk.
go make yourself a drink., and i'll be down in two shakes of a lamb's tail.
the bar's by the fireplace.
let's go.
this is jackrabbit slim's. an elvis man should love it.
you can get a steak here, daddy-o. don't be a.
i'll have the durwood kirby burger – bloody – and a five-dollar shake.
martin and lewis.
sure did.
uh-huh.
whaddya think?
what are you doing?
here?
oh. well in that case, will you roll me one, cowboy?
thanks.
marsellus said you just got back from amsterdam.
that was my fifteen minutes.
it was show about a team of female secret agents called "fox force five."
"fox force five." fox, as in we're a bunch of foxy chicks. force, as in we're a force to be reckoned with. five, as in there's one.  two .  three.  four.  five of us. there was a blonde one, sommerset o'neal from that show "baton rouge," she was the leader. a japanese one, a black one, a french one and a brunette one, me. we all had special skills. sommerset had a photographic memory, the japanese fox was a kung fu master, the black girl was a demolition expert, the french fox' specialty was sex.
knives. the character i played, raven mccoy, her background was she was raised by circus performers. so she grew up doing a knife act. according to the show, she was the deadliest woman in the world with a knife. but because she grew up in a circus, she was also something of an acrobat. she could do illusions, she was a trapeze artist – when you're keeping the world safe from evil, you never know when being a trapeze artist's gonna come in handy. and she knew a zillion old jokes her grandfather, an old vaudevillian, taught her. if we woulda got picked up, they woulda worked in a gimmick where every episode i woulda told and ol joke.
well i only got the chance to say one, 'cause we only did one show.
no. it's really corny.
no. you won't like it and i'll be embarrassed.
that's what i'm afraid of.
you're quite the silver tongue devil, aren't you?
that's not what you said vince. well now i'm definitely not gonna tell ya, 'cause it's been built up too much.
yummy!
be my guest.
you can use my straw, i don't have kooties.
kooties i can handle.
told ya.
don't you hate that?
uncomfortable silences. why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?
that's when you know you found somebody special. when you can just shit the fuck up for a minute, and comfortably share silence.
well i'll tell you what, i'll go to the bathroom and powder my nose, while you sit here and think of something to say.
i said goddamn!
don't you love it when you go to the bathroom and you come back to find your food waiting for you?
which one, there's two marilyn monroes.
pretty smart.
did ya think of something to say?
oooohhhh, this doesn't sound like mindless, boring, getting-to-know- you chit-chat. this sounds like you actually have something to say.
you can't promise something like that. i have no idea what you're gonna ask. you could ask me what you're gonna ask me, and my natural response could be to be offended. then, through no fault of my own, i woulda broken my promise.
that is an impossibility. trying to forget anything as intriguing as this would be an exercise in futility.
besides, it's more exciting when you don't have permission.
who's antwan?
he fell out of a window.
is that a fact?
who told you this?
they talk a lot, don't they?
well don't by shy vincent, what exactly did they say?
let me help you bashful, did it involve the f-word?
and?
you heard marsellus threw rocky horror out of a four-story window because he massaged my feet?
and you believed that?
marsellus throwing tony out of a four story window for giving me a foot massage seemed reasonable?
a husband being protective of his wife is one thing. a husband almost killing another man for touching his wife's feet is something else.
the only thing antwan ever touched of mine was my hand, when he shook it. i met anwan once – at my wedding – then never again. the truth is, nobody knows why marsellus tossed tony rocky horror out of that window except marsellus and tony rocky horror. but when you scamps get together, you're worse than a sewing circle.
right here.
i wanna dance.
no, no, no, no, no, no, no. i do believe marsellus, my husband, your boss, told you to take me out and do whatever i wanted, now, i want to dance. i want to win. i want that trophy.
so, dance good.
missus mia wallace.
vincent vega.
i don't know what that was. music and drinks!
that was a little bit more information than i needed to know, but go right ahead.
disco! vince, you little cola nut, you've been holding out on me.
something.
what's yours?
don't worry about it. if marsellus ever heard of this, i'd be in as much trouble as you.
if you can keep a secret, so can i.
you still wanna hear my "fox force five" joke?
uh-huh. you won't laugh because it's not funny. but if you still wanna hear it, i'll tell it.
three tomatoes are walking down the street, a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. the baby tomato is lagging behind the poppa and momma tomato. the poppa tomato gets mad, goes over to the momma tomato and stamps on him – – and says: catch up.
see ya 'round, vince.
great. i never thanked you for the dinner.