is she the hysterical type? when she due? give me the principals' names again? jules.
vincent.  jimmie.  bonnie.
expect a call around 10:30. it's about thirty minutes away. i'll be there in ten.
you're jimmie, right? this is your house?
i'm winston wolf, i solve problems.
so i heard. may i come in?
you must be jules, which would make you vincent. let's get down to brass tacks, gentlemen. if i was informed correctly, the clock is ticking, is that right, jimmie?
your wife, bonnie.  . comes home at 9:30 in the am, is that correct?
i was led to believe if she comes home and finds us here, she wouldn't appreciate it none too much.
that gives us forty minutes to get the fuck outta dodge, which, if you do what i say when i say it, should by plenty. now you got a corpse in a car, minus a head, in a garage. take me to it.
jimmie?
do me a favor, will ya? thought i smelled some coffee in there. would you make me a cup?
lotsa cream, lotsa sugar.
about the car, is there anything i need to know? does it stall, does it make a lot of noise, does it smoke, is there gas in it, anything?
positive? don't get me out on the road and i find out the brake lights don't work.
good enough, let's go back to the kitchen.
thank you, jimmie.
okay first thing, you two. take the body, stick it in the trunk. now jimmie, this looks to be a pretty domesticated house. that would lead me to believe that in the garage or under the sink, you got a bunch of cleansers and cleaners and shit like that, am i correct?
good. what i need you two fellas to do is take those cleaning products and clean the inside of the car. and i'm talkin' fast, fast, fast. you need to go in the backseat, scoop up all those little pieces of brain and skull. get it out of there. wipe down the upholstery – now when it comes to upholstery, it don't need to be spic and span, you don't need to eat off it. give it a good once over. what you need to take care of are the really messy parts. the pools of blood that have collected, you gotta soak that shit up. but the windows are a different story. them you really clean. get the windex, do a good job. now jimmie, we need to raid your linen closet. i need blankets, i need comforters, i need quilts, i need bedspreads. the thicker the better, the darker the better. no whites, can't use 'em. we need to camouflage the interior of the car. we're gonna line the front seat and the backseat and the floor boards with quilts and blankets. if a cop stops us and starts stickin' his big snout in the car, the subterfuge won't last. but at a glance, the car will appear to be normal. jimmie – lead the way, boys – get to work.
come again?
set is straight, buster. i'm not here to say "please."i'm here to tell you want to do. and if self- preservation is an instinct you possess, you better fuckin' do it and do it quick. i'm here to help. if my help's not appreciated, lotsa luck gentlemen.
if i'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor. i think fast, i talk fast, and i need you guys to act fast if you want to get out of this. so pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fuckin' car.
it's a 1974 chevy nova. white. nothin', except for the mess inside. about twenty minutes. nobody who'll be missed. you're a good man, joe. see ya soon. how we comin', jimmie?
– winston, jimmie – please, winston.
– let me ask you a question, if you don't mind?
were you uncle conrad and aunt ginny millionaires?
well, your uncle marsellus is. and i'm positive if uncle conrad and aunt ginny were millionaires, they would've furnished you with a whole bedroom set, which your uncle marsellus is more than happy to do. i like oak myself, that's what's in my bedroom. how 'bout you jimmie, you an oak man?
fine job, gentlemen. we may get out of this yet.
well, let's not start suckin' each other's dicks quite yet. phase one is complete, clean the car, which moves us right along to phase two, clean you two.
strip.
to your bare ass.
quickly gentlemen, we got about fifteen minutes before jimmie's better- half comes pulling into the driveway.
you know what you two look like?
like a couple of guys who just blew off somebody's head. yes, strippin' off those bloody rags is absolutely necessary. toss the clothes in jim's garbage bag.
don't worry, we're takin' it with us. jim, the soap.
okay gentlemen, you're both been to county before, i'm sure. here it comes.
better you than me, gentlemen.
don't be afraid of the soap, spread it around.
towel 'em.
you're dry enough, give 'em their clothes.
perfect. perfect. we couldn't've planned this better. you guys look like.  what do they look like, jimmie?
c'mon, gentlemen, we're laughin' and jokin' our way into prison. don't make me beg.
gentlemen, let's get our rules of the road straight. we're going to a place called monster joe's truck and tow. monster joe and his daughter raquel are sympathetic to out dilemma. the place is north hollywood, so a few twist and turns aside, we'll be goin' up hollywood way. now i'll drive the tainted car. jules, you ride with me. vincent, you follow in my porsche. now if we cross the path of any john q. laws, nobody does a fuckin' thing 'til i do something.
– unless what?
spoken like a true prodigy. how 'bout you, lash larue? can you keep your spurs from jingling and jangling?
fair enough. i drive real fuckin' fast, so keep up. if i get my car back any different than i gave it, monster joe's gonna be disposing of two bodies.